A man of the night, Santa rocks. He channels his own form of dark magic to fit into your chimneys and eat your cookies. All Hail Santa!
"That's what she said," Santa Claus. Santa's coming with the jokes this holiday season.
Maybe the holidays aren't your favorite time of year. If tinsel and festive tunes make you cringe, remember that the holidays are full of booze! So Drink up Grinches, it's Christmas!!
Santa is going unconventional this year. Your present isn't under the tree -- it's in the box. Merry Christmas, you ho ho ho.
It's the most wonderful time. Yes, the most wonderful time. Oh, the most wonderful time -- for a beer.
Jingle bells? Not interested. You can jingle my balls though. You ho ho ho, you.
Your tree is up the minute the Thanksgiving turkey is done. Your lights display makes the Griswolds look like dim nightlight. Your diet consists solely of gingerbread and candy canes. You're Christmas AF.
Listen, I don't want to get rude -- but I can be nasty when my blood sugar is low. Bitch, better have my cookies!
Santa's ready to run around the world tonight! But first, where my ho's at?
Santa sees a lot of ho's. But I'm Santa's Favorite Ho. How do you think I stay on the Nice List?
This festive tee allows you to do what you usually do with deer heads -- but in happy holidays sort of way. Mounted Rudolph looks fantastic!
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