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A Pledge a Day Keeps the Commies Away

A Pledge a Day Keeps the Commies Away

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Much like diabetes, communism is a disease of the heart. Keep your heart pure by saying the Pledge of Allegiance each and every day. Keep the commies away by saying it as loud and as obnoxiously as possible, preferably while holding a Budweiser with an American flag draped over your shoulders.
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