Before America could be 100% free, George Washington had to separate the states from Great Britain and rid the countryside of zombies. It's a tale that so few have heard, but I can now proudly launch into the story every time someone asks me about this shirt. I love to watch the look of surprise on their face as I describe in great detail exactly how ol' Georgie battled the droves of zombies to ensure America would be free for years to come.
