"I put this shirt on early this morning, and had an eagle soaring above while I drove to work. As I parked my car there were two Isis members that jumped from behind the bushes. The two men immediately bowed down to me in the face of glory. They started yelling " Allah all-American." They then handed over their vests that then exploded into what can only be described as freedom fireworks in the sky with the image of old glory flashing above us in the clouds, and my (now) pet eagle winking down on me. I got this wonderful shirt in navy blue, and it fits fantastic. Please be aware, you will have the sudden urge to spread freedom across the world!"
